Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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