You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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