i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
