What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I smell like Dick and happiness
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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