Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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