u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
