That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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