I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Please don't give away my fajitas
Randomize
