real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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