you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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