oh god the rape fog is back!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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