People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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