Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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