Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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