i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
