On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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