i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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