I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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