Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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