That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Randomize
