you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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