i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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