One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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