That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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