then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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