All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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