I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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