quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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