u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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