Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
