I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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