okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We left an ass print on the piano.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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