Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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