So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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