The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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