um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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