you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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