well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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