So drunk its hurt
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
