And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
worst night to have a conscience
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize