can we get nightvision for the apartment?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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