So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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