if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You were trust falling into bushes
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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