I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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