it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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