fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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