so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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