Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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