id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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