i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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