she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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