if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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