Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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