in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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