Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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