I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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