Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
This is my gift to your gina
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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